Best of...

hola blogworld. it's the end of the year which means two things: 1)people are making lists of stuff that happened over the past year, and B) award season is upon us. I'd like to combine the two for the first annual 'Golden Tamale Awards'. the votes have been tallied (meaning i ran them by the cuz) and the results are in, so go put on your favorite tux or evening dress because these awards are nothing if not chalk full of class. here we go:

winners of the Golden Tamale will be designated by the *

comeback player of the year:
josh hamilton
britney spears
oprah's chins
brett favre
beijing*

best newcomer:
3G
Hank Steinbrenner
Alaskan Politics*
ugly christmas sweater parties
zac luben

best hair:
the governor from chicago*

vice song of the year:
umbrella - rhianna
single ladies (put a ring on it) - beyonce
low - who cares
paper planes* - m.i.a.
whatever you like - t.i.

athlete of the year:
michael phelps
ussein bolt*
brett favre
oj
todd palin

best glasses:
sarah palin/tina fey
joe madden*
kanye west
the guy at the bass pro outlet
pepsi

website of the year:
sleeveface*
sexy people
omnomnomnom
the hero factory
stuff white people like

word of the year:
youbetcha*
maverick
change
apocalypse
bailout

joe of the year:
madden
paterno
the plumber*
g.i.
pesci

tv show of the year:
the office
chuck*
big bang theory
knight rider
rob and big

political moment of the year:
bill clinton eating crow
illinois
alaska
election
jesse jackson crying*

physical therapy term of the year:
proprioceptiive neuromuscular facilitation
motor moron*
fat
anterior cruciate ligament
regime

worst movie:
27 dresses
jumper*
shoot em up
avp 2
there will be blood

best place i've visited:
bahstan
bass pro shop
colorado
plymouth rock
vegas*

you're still around? award:
Detroit
ING
Jesse Jackson
Prop 8*
tom cruise

shun of the year:
farve to the packers
red sox to manny
ed hochuli to the chargers*
raider nation
blue ray to hd dvd

disappearing act:
Obama's tax cuts
joker's pencil
$4 a gallon*
rolled tacos
objectivity

best day of the year:
friday
wednesday
thursday
monday*
saturday
sunday
tuesday

beverage of the year:
pepsi
mt dew
dublin dr. pepper
big red*
crunk juice

stuff i've heard about, but have no clue what's going on there:
twilight
hannah montana*
jonas brothers
georgia
college basketball

speech of the year:
obama's acceptance speech
mccain's concession speech
ozzie guillen
jeter's last game at yankee stadium*
everything michael scott said

office season 5 moment:
jan singing
michael/holly/daryl road trip
kevin isn't retarded
let's get physical*
the tall guy got engaged

number of the year:
250,000
850,000,000,000
8
18-1
619*

album of the year:
angels & airwaves / i-empire
bedouin soundclash / street gospels
beck / modern guilt
jack johnson / sleep through the static
the alchemy index 3& 4 / thrice*

movie of the year:
bedtime stories
iron man
dark knight*
kung fu panda
forbidden kingdom

that's all for this year.
one love, one heart.